Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like…

Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which f…

Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.

Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let…

After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to o…

Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Ch…

Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play -…

Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even…

Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involv…

Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks abou…

Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the b…

Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, a…

Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord mi…

Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the questi…

In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which …

This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell yo…

Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Linds…

Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses. Audi…

Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience. Audio from RT Podcast…

Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend des…

Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his…

The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisin…

Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest c…

Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his mast…

Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, …

While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dud…

Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disg…

The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to de…

This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman'…

Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing. …

Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes plac…

Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when yo…

A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, a…

Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower cla…

In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of…

Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the …

The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff i…

Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare …

Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going…

It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang get…

Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel fr…

Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusi…

Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds …

On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him sho…

Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our g…

The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to rememb…

Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zeal…