Seinfeld
"A show about nothing."
A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.
Season 9 Episodes
E1
Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy n…
E2
Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex…
E3
George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home;…
E4
Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's …
E5
Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new…
E6
Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash wit…
E7
George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with…
E8
Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's despera…
E9
Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; Geor…
E10
Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George give…
E11
At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
E12
Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; K…
E13
An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles …
E14
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
E15
Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's p…
E16
Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make…
E17
A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; …
E18
George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; El…
E19
Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures …
E20
Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroo…
E21
Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memorie…
E22
More memories and bloopers.
E23
The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emerg…
E24
Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."
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