The Colbert Report
The Colbert Report is an American satirical late night television program. It stars political humorist Stephen Colbert, a former correspondent for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The Colbert Report is a spin-off from and counterpart to The Daily Show that comments on politics and the media in a similar way. The show focuses on a fictional anchorman character named Stephen Colbert, played by his real-life namesake. The character, described by Colbert as a "well-intentioned, poorly informed, high-status idiot", is a caricature of televised political pundits.
Season 3 Episodes
Stephen opens the show disappointed that Saddam Hussein was suddenly hanged over the show's break. He responds to Lake S…
Freem replaces superstantial in the opening sequence. Stephen thanks former Archbishop of Warsaw Stanis³aw Wielgus for b…
Stephen criticizes Bush for not sending 300 million troops as Stephen advised the day before but he pardons him if this …
Stephen starts with another episode of his challenge "What Number is Stephen thinking of?" with a clip from 2005. He the…
Wishing viewers a happy Martin Luther King Day, Stephen calls for a nationwide lie-in to refuse engaging in "anything at…
In anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday, Stephen lashes out at Jimmy the director for a squeaky …
Still in anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday Stephen is more nervous than the day before, bring…
E8
The big day is here, so Stephen is crazy with anticipation that Bill O'Reilly will be on the show, stating that his only…
Stephen is disappointed at the loss by the New Orleans Saints to the Chicago "God-less killing Machines" Bears. In anoth…
Stephen explains that this is the second of two episodes they taped on January 22, so that he can host a State of the Un…
Lou Dobbs, author of War on the Middle Class, faces the truth hammer when he sits down to talk with Stephen.
Bill O'Reilly spills the beans on Stephen, and says what he really thought of him on his show. Stephen interviews Coach …
Colbert wins bet with mayor of Oshawa after Saginaw Spirit defeated Oshawa Generals. Colbert discusses Microsoft paying …
Stephen opens the show by showing a clip from Fox News' Fox and Friends, talking about the invisible beam that makes a p…
Stephen opens the show by discussing the "problem" with Global Warming and in protest replaces Bobby with a 5000 Watt he…
Stephen comments on the 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare that occurred in Boston and laments the fact that he can no longer p…
Stephen is ecstatic at the slaughtering the Bears underwent in Super Bowl XLI. Also, he introduces a new product "Formul…
Stephen receives a message from Master Media International that they would be praying on his behalf on February 22. This…
Stephen starts by introducing a new segment, "California Values Watch". After addressing San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newso…
Stephen starts by talking about the astronaut incident on the news and especially that everyone talks about Lisa Nowak w…
Stephen starts by dancing/singing "My Humps" behind his desk and discusses Grammys. He then talks about criticism of the…
Colbert talks about the Chinese Menace, entitling a Colbert Report special report "Apocalypse Mao: Murdered By The Orien…
Stephen makes correction, that the Chinese have four times more population than the US, not three. Colbert admonishes pe…
Colbert talks about how Mastermedia International will pray for him on February 22nd. Asks J. J. Abrams how his prayer d…
Stephen compares Britain leaving Iraq to Britain leaving the U.S. and India - saying it will cause a flourish of Democra…
Stephen comments on a recent report about Al Gore's energy usage. Outdoor Life Magazine fires a columnist for calling fo…
Colbert comments on how David Geffen has switched his support from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama. Then he mentions how…
Mr. Colbert thanks those who prayed for him last Thursday, with his prayer hat and foam fingers. Also he comments on the…
Stephen comments on how many politicians have visited Walter Reed Hospital since the scandal. Ben and Jerry appeared to …
Stephen brags about winning the Mega Millions drawing, which hadn't happened yet. In this segment he also mocks Viacom C…
Colbert makes a rare correction about winning Mega Millions drawing, and calls his boss Sumner Redstone to grovel. The W…
Stephen wonders why the media is still discussing the Libby trial. Then he talks about the death of Captain America, and…
Stephen upbraids Bill Gates for giving charitably to other nations while bemoaning America's faltering competitiveness. …
Stephen closes the show by announcing The Word ("Goodnight"), after which the credits roll.
Colbert introduces a new segment, "When Ancestors Attack." Then he mentions how Colorado has made John Denver's "Rocky M…
Stephen celebrates the last St. Patrick's Day ever! Then he moves on to how Latin America has so many rabid admirers of …
Stephen talks about the latest attack in DC, on him, by Rahm Emanuel.[2] The Word refers to South Carolina proposing to …
While unveiling threat # .5 as an addendum to yesterday's threatdown, Stephen finds himself in agreement with a German e…
In the 45th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Maurice Hinchey from New York's 22nd congressional dist…
Debate over DC-residents voting bill with Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Criticism over Chicago Sun-Times face rea…
Stephen expressed his anger that a severed mummy hand was recently sold at auction, but not to him; the hand was the ear…
Stephen chided Sean Penn for his blunt criticism of the Bush administration. Stephen discusses Iran, specifically a clas…
Stephen displayed his disappointment at the elimination of Paulina Porizkova from Dancing with the Stars, especially giv…
First, Stephen questioned the necessity of the Equal Rights Amendment, since everyone should be on the honor system. Lat…
Colbert celebrates the 4th anniversary of the liberation of Baghdad, while he eats his "Stephen Colbert's Americone Drea…
Stephen scolded the 15 British sailors whom after recently returning from captivity in Iran were seeking to publish acco…
Stephen introduced the latest eponymic animal, Stephanie Colburtle, one of the leatherback sea turtles being tracked fro…
Stephen criticized Democratic senator Harry Reid for using "politicizing the war in Iraq" by citing a translation of a r…
Stephen begins by issuing a correction for having called Boyd K. Packer the "Mormon Pope" or "Mope," when he is more of …
Stephen announced that he will be having a metaphor-off with Sean Penn on Thursday's show. Update on Stephanie Colburtle…
On Who's NOT honoring me now, Stephen complained that he was not being awarded a Pulitzer Prize in journalism. In "The W…
Stephen balks at a scientific study saying that chimpanzees are more evolved than humans in DNA. On "The Word," he talks…
The first act opens with a remembrance of Boris Yeltsin. Stephen continues with a combative interview with Eleanor Holme…
Colbert decides that a new name is necessary for the long war, and comes up with Freemerican Victernity Made in China. H…
Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested…
"It's the last day of April. One more month 'till Speedo season! Do your squats. This is The Colbert Report.
From the previous episode, Stephen again mentions the possibility that his ancestors were Jewish. He then discusses perc…
Stephen begins by asking people not to watch his interview with Richard Branson on August 22, which has been reported in…
Stephen continues to attack wrist violence, and says the worst offender in "Wrist snuff" is Steven Seagal. He also annou…
Stephen starts with the \"Smokin\' Pole: The Fight for Arctic Riches\" segment, where he attacks Canada\'s claim to the …
In \"Colbert Platinum\", he talks about the shutting down of a helipad in Saint-Tropez and the growing demand for champa…
Stephen reviews the Iraq War and Dick Cheney\'s role in advocating it. He then interviews Thomas E. Ricks about the war.…
E112
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former director of the Environmental Assessment Institute and author of Cool It: The Skepti…
E113
Tonight Stephen welcomes humorist and author of Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegon, Garrison Keillor.
E114
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chancellor of New York City Schools, Joel Klein.
E115
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor and environmental activist and co-author of Grassroots Rising, Ed Begley jr. Also Stephen…
E116
Tonight Stephen welcomes actress and activist and the co-star of In the Valley of Elah, Susan Sarandon.
E117
Tonight Stephen welcomes feminist and author of The End of America: A Letter of Warning To A Young Patriot, Naomi Wolf
E118
Tonight Stephen welcomes legal writer and author of The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, Jeffrey Toob…
E119
Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist and author of The World is Flat [Updated and Expanded]: A Brief Histor…
Tonight Stephen welcomes retired attorney and author of Playing For Pizza, John Grisham.
Tonight Stephen welcomes opera singer Nathan Gunn, whose new CD is Just Before Sunrise.
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief film curator of the Museum of Moving Image, David Schwartz.
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