Family Guy
"Don't die laughing. We could get sued."
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
Season 12 Episodes
E1
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking …
E2
After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like C…
E3
Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when s…
E4
When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in…
E5
The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
E6
Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stew…
E7
When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwr…
E8
When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transfo…
E9
When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter…
E10
From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red …
E11
Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
E12
When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels d…
E13
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patr…
E14
Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth i…
E15
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the fa…
E16
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken…
E17
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting…
E18
Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together…
E19
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wil…
E20
Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big figh…
E21
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s nev…
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