Family Guy
"Don't die laughing. We could get sued."
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
Season 3 Episodes
E1
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
E2
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
E3
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
E4
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who t…
E5
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
E6
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
E7
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
E8
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
E9
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
E10
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up every…
E11
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
E12
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
E13
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of hi…
E14
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Pe…
E15
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back t…
E16
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. …
E17
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
E18
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
E19
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
E20
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
E21
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his frie…
E22
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.
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