My Wife and Kids
"He thinks he's the head of the family. Humor him."
Michael Kyle is a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.
Season 3 Episodes
E1
The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but instead of taking only one flight straight to the island,…
E2
Finally in Hawaii, Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr.…
E3
A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thoug…
E4
Michael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors arouse jealousy.
E5
While making Claire's bed, Jay finds her diary hidden under the mattress. She can't resist the temptation of reading it …
E6
Claire drops Tony for zip-code boy 1040-EZ, because her father displayed a liking for Tony.Jr. draws his mother's portra…
E7
Jay volunteered to be the director for Kady's kindergarten class play, but due to illness she is forced to step away fro…
E8
Sick and tired of listening to their kids fights, Michael and Janet act like they are fighting themselves so Jr. and Cla…
E9
Michael's sister Kelly is coming over for the weekend, which freaks Jay out because every time Kelly comes over she over…
E10
Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance. Plus, Jay dreams Michael is having an…
E11
Feeling that she has no space and time of her own due to home duties, Jay decides to paint. The result is a portrait of …
E12
Michael's old friend Tommy is coming over and Michael is very excited because he and Tommy used to compete for everythin…
E13
Jay decides to attend a ""Open Your Heart"" seminar for struggling couples, even though she and Michael are happier than…
E14
Michael (aka: Chief Bald Eagle) is recruited to camp out with Kady and her friends and teach them Native American lore. …
E15
Michael wants some time alone in the house and makes a deal with Jay for her and the kids to get out of the house. But o…
E16
Jay nominates Michael for the ""Small Businessman of the Year"" award and he assumes he's going to win it (especially af…
E17
As a very impressed Michael sees it, his son's girlfriend, Vanessa is an absolute prize: ""She's beautiful, smart, perso…
E18
After walking in on Jr. and his girlfriend having sex on his bed, Michael decides that he and Junior can no longer live …
E19
Michael and Jay are asked to serve jury duty together. Michael's elected foreman and wants to move on the trial quickly …
E20
When Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500, it's time for a session of ""family court"" to decide who gets th…
E21
Claire has taken her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car because he doesn't think she can drive very well…
E22
Jay gets mad at Michael after finding a photo of an attractive former girlfriend among his things. Franklin has trouble…
E23
Jay decides to spend more quality time with Michael - by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Jr., who only wants to go t…
E24
Michael and Jay panic when Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex. Her parents try by all means to ch…
E25
Claire comes home with the exciting news that she was invited to senior prom. Jay is excited about it and volunteers to …
E26
Jr.'s graduation is coming up, and he breaks the news to his family that he wants to go to college. At first shocked, Mi…
E27
Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift – and as a way to separate Junior and Van…
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