My Wife and Kids
"He thinks he's the head of the family. Humor him."
Michael Kyle is a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.
Season 5 Episodes
E1
Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball…
E2
Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball…
E3
Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, so Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.
E4
Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.
E5
When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that ""Jr., Jr."" i…
E6
Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. inv…
E7
Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts him, including Michae…
E8
At first, Michael is skeptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive a…
E9
Micheal's enemy, Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave. When Micheal tries to get him out o…
E10
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, sim…
E11
When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from J…
E12
When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes obnoxious when he win…
E13
Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final. He decides to tutor h…
E14
When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for ""Sweetheart's Day,"" a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to …
E15
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.
E16
When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announce…
E17
While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michael and Jay find thems…
E18
Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Micha…
E19
The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school frie…
E20
When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing …
E21
When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled ""My Wife and Kid"" -- based on himself, Vanessa, the baby…
E22
Michael tries to leave for a golfing trip with a friend, but the family keeps distracting him.
E23
Jay is ready to graduate from college, but a series of events ruin her appearance.
E24
Michael sells his trucking business to spend more time with Jay and Junior Junior.
E25
Michael buys an R.V. and the family heads to the Grand Canyon for a vacation.
E26
Jay asks Michael to get a vasectomy, but he says no. Eventually he tells Jay that he will go through with it, but then b…
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