Two and a Half Men

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony paym…

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but h…

Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While …

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on …

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take…

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old g…

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on …

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his life…

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay…

The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her p…

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go t…

When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challengi…

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doc…

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his lif…

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Whi…

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on e…

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who …

Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next da…

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither A…

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.