Two and a Half Men
"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Season 3 Episodes
E1
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life…
E2
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwh…
E3
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to sto…
E4
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
E5
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake ask…
E6
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
E7
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the fu…
E8
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
E9
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televan…
E10
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
E11
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perf…
E12
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
E13
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
E14
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's…
E15
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her…
E16
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-…
E17
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The re…
E18
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to …
E19
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough t…
E20
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her f…
E21
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fal…
E22
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving…
E23
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and …
E24
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each o…
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