Two and a Half Men
"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Season 5 Episodes
E1
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping an…
E2
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morni…
E3
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date an…
E4
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see …
E5
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
E6
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
E7
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
E8
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as …
E9
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
E10
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened w…
E11
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
E12
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
E13
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her frien…
E14
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
E15
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
E16
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step…
E17
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
E18
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
E19
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
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